[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

[Refrain]
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want no, don't want no, don't, don't
Don't want no, don't want no, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man

[Verse 1]
What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
[Pre-Chorus]
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

[Bridge]
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh

[Verse 2]
Isn't that cute? An extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on, honey

[Refrain]
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want no, don't want no, don't, don't
Don't want no, don't want no, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man
[Break]
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, ee-ee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, ee-ee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, ee-ee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, ee-ee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, ee-ee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, ee-ee
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

[Verse 1]
What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

[Bridge]
Pobrecito, es chiquito
Pobrecito, es chiquito
Pobrecito, es chiquito
Pobrecito, es chiquito

[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
[Verse 3]
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man (Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want)
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man (Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want)

[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man