(Laughs) Hello?
This is Rat Weed?
No... No!

Some static started in the pool hall
Hit a motherfuckers face with a cue ball
Then I met this girlie, she tried to gank me
I hit her on the face with a plank, G

You piss me off, I feel like going off
On the lam, not teasin with my Uzi, just sprayin

I'm trippin and drinkin, stinkin and geekin, when I'm trippin it don't matter what I stick my dick in

Me and my crew were out breakin windows
My bed, spread legs, and then in goes
My jimmy, my jammy, I did her on my knees
Then out from her pussy came a set of car keys

I'm a city slicker, I'm not no townie
Right now, I wish I had another hash brownie
Drinkin pints, buggin out on life
Goin off cuz tonight is the night
To go uptown 'round the 40 deuce
I be jerkin off with my head in the noose ya'll
Like Ricky always said you've got to toke and pass
Or Mookie's gonna kick your fuckin' ass
C to the H double E B A
And now you know just how I start my day

First I drink then I got drunk
I barfed and then I stunk
I'm short but I can dunk
And my dick is a tree trunk

Yo man you remember back in our high school days?
You remember that librarian lady?
What's that librarian got going on?

I felt so stupid when I dropped my card
But when she bent over my dick got hard
I told a little joke then she started to giggle
But little did she know that I was watchin titty jiggle

I'm a writer, a poet
A genius, I know it
I don't buy cheeba, well I grow it

I put on my galoshes and my new rain slicker
Went out and bought a light so the herb will grow quicker
I dried it in a toaster oven, hid it from your mother
I put it in a ziplock bag and sold it to your brother
You can't deny me, you always wanna try me
Yo, you're just gonna get yo ass kicked!

Homeboy throw in the towel, your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell

People always tryin to get next to me, had a beautiful experience on ecstacy
I smoked up a bag of elephant tranquelizer
Punched the face of a money hungry miser

Chewin on mushrooms and gettin high
People gather round to ask me why
Had a caine filled kool with my man Rush Rush
Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started to brush

You was holdin my dick while I was pissin on your girl
I got so much cum I could drown the whole world