[Phone dials 411]

The shit with this bitch
Yo I said I'm calling you B
Yo B it's the phone
Yo B

"May I help you?"
"Yes what's your name?"
"Hello?"
"Hello man you got Cookie Puss's number?"

"Here's my supervisor, he'll help you"
"Yo man, where's the supervisor at?
I-I got the number anyway baby!
That bitch hang up on me"

These pussy crumbs are making me itch!
Ah Cookie Puss, HEY! Ah Cookie Puss
Maybe I should scratch
Aaahhn, B-E-A-S-T-I-E go!

"My real name is"
"My real name is"
"My sisters name was"
Scratch
Cookie Puss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch
Oh, cook, cook, cook, cook oh Cookie Puss
"And my mother got to call us for dinner"
"Yo, yo, yo!"

Cookie Puss. Pussy crumbs, what are pussy crumbs?
"Take me home and eat me, yeah!"
Bitch, I'll fuckin' kick your ass bitch
"Hello, Carvel?"

"Yo man Cookie Puss there?"
"Who?"
"Cookie Puss, I want to speak to Cookie Puss man!"
"No. Nobody here by that name."

"A Cooky O' Puss then.
Cookie Chick, anybody man, I want to speak to them!"
"They're not here."
"I said, I house ya, where's Cookie Puss at?
Yo I'm serious, I wanna talk to.. yo man

Cookie Puss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one."
"When do you want it for?"
"Anytime man, just like now and shit, you know, that shit now
I'm talkin' now B. Damn bitch hang up, I'll kick your ass bitch"
"Yo yo yo"
"Yo yo yo"
"Beastie Boys rock!"
"Beastie Boys"