[Verse 1]
Hctib siht htiw tihs eht
Yo I said I'm calling you, baby
Yo B it's the phone
Yo B
"May I help you?"
Yes what's your name?
"Hello?"
Hello man you got Cookypuss's number?
"Here's my supervisor, he'll help you"

[Verse 2]
Yo man, where's the supervisor at?
I-I got the number anyway baby!
That [censored] hang up on me

[Verse 3]
These [censored] crumbs are making me itch
Ah Cookypuss, Hey! Ah Cookypuss
Maybe I should scratch
Aaahh, B-E-A-S-T-I-E go!
"My real name is"
"My real name is"
"My sisters name was"
Scratch
Cookypuss, cook, cook, cook, scratch, scratch
Oh, cook, cook, cook, cook oh cookypuss
"And my mother got to call us for dinner"
"Yo, yo, yo!"
Cookypuss [censored] crumbs, what are [censored] crumbs?
"Take me home and eat me, yeah!"
[Verse 4]
[Censored], I'll fuckin' kick your [censored]
"Hello, Carvel?"
Yo man Cookypuss there?
"Who?"
Cookypuss, I want to speak to Cookypuss man!
"No. Nobody here by that name."
A Cooky O' Puss then. Cookychic, anybody man
I want to speak to them!
"They're not here."
I said, I house ya, where's Cookie Puss at?
Yo I'm serious, I wanna talk to, yo man
Cookypuss, alright let, let me order one then, let me get one
"When do you want it for?"
Anytime man, just like now and [censored]
You know, that [censored] now
I'm talkin' now, baby
Damn [censored] hang up, I'll kick your [censored], [censored]
"Yo yo yo"
"Yo yo yo"
"Yo yo yo"
"Beastie Boys rock!"
"Beastie Boys"