[Hook]
Everybody get down huh
Everybody get down huh
Everybody get down huh
Huh huh huh huh, Shazam!

[Verse 1: Ad-Rock]
I sneak a chicken tikka
Masala at a gala event
I represent that's stupid, that's for sure
You be like, "Oh yeah Adam, real mature"

[Verse 2: MCA]
I'd like a lettuce, tomatoes and Munster on rye
All this cheese gonna make me cry
Gorgonzola, provolone
Don't even get me started on this microphone

[Verse 3: Mike D]
I'm blowin' up like my name is Joe Bazooka
I'm a super-duper MC party pooper
On a track so sick it'll make you feel all queasy
Make you do like Fred Sanford with "I'm comin', Wheezy!"

[Hook]
Everybody get down huh
Everybody get down huh
Everybody get down huh
Huh huh huh huh, Shazam!
[Verse 4: MCA]
On the court I go by the name Praying Mantis
Got the edge and I got the advantage
If you could see things from my vantage
Point, then you could better understand this

[Verse 5: Ad-Rock]
I'm in the lab all day, I Scrabble all night
I got a bedazzler so my outfit's tight
When it comes to panache I can't be beat
I got the most style from below 14th Street

[Verse 6: Mike D]
Internationally known as the Keebler Elf
I can't keep a catalog up on the shelf
You know, I splash on beats like sauce on spaghetti
Putting MC's out of business like they're Crazy Eddie

[Hook]
Everybody get down huh
Everybody get down huh
Everybody get down huh
Huh huh huh huh, Shazam!

[Verse 7: MCA]
I know you're sitting pretty in the Hampty Hamps
Posing like you're rolling with that camp
In layman's terms let me break it down
You're flipping and flopping just like a flounder
[Verse 8: Ad-Rock]
I'm a hip hop scholar while you're left back
So Jeckyll and Rush, go back to Lefrak
I'm a simple man like Chauncey the Gardner
Working 9 to 5, Dolly Partoner

[Verse 9: Mike D]
Got rhymes for jerks that's bringing on drama
Which rhyme you want first? The one about your mama?
Goodness gracious, golly gee
Shazam! Freak out with the genie!

[Hook]
Everybody get down huh
Everybody get down huh
Everybody get down huh
Huh huh huh huh, Shazam!

[Outro]
I'm gonna tell on you!