Robot Man
[Intro]
(Omelette du Fromage)
[Verse 1: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
I'm an electro techno love dispenser
Came from a Chinese tech inventor
My heart got crushed by the pain of love
So now I replace that with a smoke detector
Make love for the lonely robot
Penanical vagianical mechanical man
I’ve got a whole lotta love to load but
It's locked inside like a jar of jam
[Verse 2: Norman Pain]
What's your username? I’ll save it to me database
Come and kick it with thе robot gang
I wish I had a dick like a laser beam
I'd firе it at your motherboard, four terabytes of RAM
God-damn, mechanical man
Can you scan my nads until the printer jams?
Image of my sack and it's free to use
If you just subscribe to my monthly plan
[Verse 3: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
It's been a very long time since Pat's connected
My robot pogo stick's neglected
I make one move then I get rejected
So now I gotta try from a different perspective
Robo cyborg super sex
Artificially intelligent computer tech
Fuck my brain with your GPS, bitch
I wanna get lost in your super web
[Verse 4: Norman Pain]
Beam me up, Mr. Elon Musk
Adopt me as one of your robot sons
I promise that I'll try my best
You can feed me scraps and you can wipe my bum
Bluetooth button on my noggin when I wanna connect
Put both arms in a USB
See, it's a little tricky when I’m off my head
To operate things that I’ve never seen
[Chorus: Norman Pain & Patrick Karneigh Junior]
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free
You don’t love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free (Now I'm free)
[Verse 5: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
A-beep-boop, a password, please
You need permission if you wanna touch me
Look, baby, I'm the flavour of the month
Your loving is a cliff, I don't wanna take a jump
I’m on my own like a coat in a cloakroom
Boulder up the door, baby, leave me to my own doom
Let me shrivel on my own like a dried prune
Sweeping up the dust of your loving like an old broom
[Verse 6: Norman Pain]
Steel liver, bitrate dither
Message to my ex but it won't deliver
Fuck that bitch, kids, tell your mother
That she can go and drown in a WAV file river
MP3-some with another digital lover
Embedded in the digital covers
Let's get loose, I'ma widen your bandwidth
Can you handle this, all my digital brothers?
[Verse 7: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Baby, plug your naked body in my mainframe
Cyborg sex, you can call me my domain name
Penis or vagina or the balls, it's all the same thing
Love me like a petal or just plough me like a freight train
You can do me like a brother in a porno
Throw me at the walls, baby, fill me with your hormones
Turn the whole bedroom to a war zone
Shoot me with your load, get it right up in my borehole
[Verse 8: Norman Pain]
Chuck my tiny guts up in a laptop case
Stick a telephone extender to the side of my face
You know they're calling me the "DIGI widget lunatic"
So here's a message Mr. Gates, "I'ma take your place"
Micro rock made by Microsoft
I might microwave my tiny micro cock
I wanna thrill but it's gotta be cyber
Never had much luck with a human vagina
[Chorus: Norman Pain & Patrick Karneigh Junior]
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free (Now I'm free)
[Outro: Norman Pain]
Dance for me, robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me, robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me, robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me, robot Kevin ('Cause I'm free)
(Omelette du Fromage)
[Verse 1: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
I'm an electro techno love dispenser
Came from a Chinese tech inventor
My heart got crushed by the pain of love
So now I replace that with a smoke detector
Make love for the lonely robot
Penanical vagianical mechanical man
I’ve got a whole lotta love to load but
It's locked inside like a jar of jam
[Verse 2: Norman Pain]
What's your username? I’ll save it to me database
Come and kick it with thе robot gang
I wish I had a dick like a laser beam
I'd firе it at your motherboard, four terabytes of RAM
God-damn, mechanical man
Can you scan my nads until the printer jams?
Image of my sack and it's free to use
If you just subscribe to my monthly plan
[Verse 3: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
It's been a very long time since Pat's connected
My robot pogo stick's neglected
I make one move then I get rejected
So now I gotta try from a different perspective
Robo cyborg super sex
Artificially intelligent computer tech
Fuck my brain with your GPS, bitch
I wanna get lost in your super web
[Verse 4: Norman Pain]
Beam me up, Mr. Elon Musk
Adopt me as one of your robot sons
I promise that I'll try my best
You can feed me scraps and you can wipe my bum
Bluetooth button on my noggin when I wanna connect
Put both arms in a USB
See, it's a little tricky when I’m off my head
To operate things that I’ve never seen
[Chorus: Norman Pain & Patrick Karneigh Junior]
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free
You don’t love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free (Now I'm free)
[Verse 5: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
A-beep-boop, a password, please
You need permission if you wanna touch me
Look, baby, I'm the flavour of the month
Your loving is a cliff, I don't wanna take a jump
I’m on my own like a coat in a cloakroom
Boulder up the door, baby, leave me to my own doom
Let me shrivel on my own like a dried prune
Sweeping up the dust of your loving like an old broom
[Verse 6: Norman Pain]
Steel liver, bitrate dither
Message to my ex but it won't deliver
Fuck that bitch, kids, tell your mother
That she can go and drown in a WAV file river
MP3-some with another digital lover
Embedded in the digital covers
Let's get loose, I'ma widen your bandwidth
Can you handle this, all my digital brothers?
[Verse 7: Patrick Karneigh Junior]
Baby, plug your naked body in my mainframe
Cyborg sex, you can call me my domain name
Penis or vagina or the balls, it's all the same thing
Love me like a petal or just plough me like a freight train
You can do me like a brother in a porno
Throw me at the walls, baby, fill me with your hormones
Turn the whole bedroom to a war zone
Shoot me with your load, get it right up in my borehole
[Verse 8: Norman Pain]
Chuck my tiny guts up in a laptop case
Stick a telephone extender to the side of my face
You know they're calling me the "DIGI widget lunatic"
So here's a message Mr. Gates, "I'ma take your place"
Micro rock made by Microsoft
I might microwave my tiny micro cock
I wanna thrill but it's gotta be cyber
Never had much luck with a human vagina
[Chorus: Norman Pain & Patrick Karneigh Junior]
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free
You don't love me as the man I am
But would you love me as a robot man?
You could never love me for me
I had to let you go and then it set me free (Now I'm free)
[Outro: Norman Pain]
Dance for me, robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me, robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me, robot Kevin (I'm free)
Dance for me, robot Kevin ('Cause I'm free)