[Verse 1]
I have no right to be mad
Do we have right to be sad?
Would anyone believe me if I come out and said that?
Having sex with my best friend and yes, she is a woman
And yes, I am as feminine and it is still happening every day
But, not since I moved to LA
Unless she comes to visit me, unless we do it on a screen
Now she's back in New York, shes moving forward
Playing with a guy I kissed a couple times
But he never wanted me for sure

[Pre-Chorus]
Not like he wants her, ooh-oh
I liked him first, that's not how it works
Why am I so immature? Who even am I after?
Is it him or is it her?

[Chorus]
Kiss me like a man
She'll be my boyfriend, I'll be her playpen
Sit down on my dress
I'm giving her head cause she's my best friend

[Verse 2]
What do you want me to do?
Blew all my savings on you
Blew out your back on the couch
With your parents in the other room
I thought I would marry you round Stone Park Avenue
Green grass and a [?]
[Pre-Chorus]
That's not how it works
Why are you so beautiful?
What even am I after?
Isn't this what I deserve?

[Chorus]
Kiss me like a man
She'll be my boyfriend, I'll be her playpen
Sit down on my dress
I'm giving her head cause she's my best friend