My Fair Hatey/We’re Buddies

Wander: My fair Hatey, pick your chin up

Things are bound to get better

Yeah, the gal of your dreams

Turned out deadly, it seems

And it's probably best you didn’t wind up together



My fair Hatey, don't you give up

It ain't a total disaster

Hey, we gave it a go

Put on a heck of a show

And did a lot of good stuff

We’ll get to laugh about after



Seems like you're becomin'

Becomin' someone

A little less full of hate

Sure, Dominator's got an unstoppable army

And a maniacal determination to destroy our whole galaxy

But you know what I think is great?

Hater: Please be quiet



Wander: I'm talkin' 'bout buddies

Sure seems like we’re becomin’ friends

Buddies... (Hater: We are not buddies.)

And buddies stay buddies 'til the very end

Hater: Stop it!



Wander: I know you’ll try to deny it

Hater: I do deny it 'cause we're not!

Wander: Chase me 'round the galaxy and try to hide

Hater: I swear, if you say "buddy" one more time!

Wander: We’re buddies...

(Hater zaps their cell open)



Wander: (singing faster) Sure seems like we're becoming friends

Buddies! (Hater screams)

And buddies stay buddies 'til the very end

Hater: Get back here!



Dominator: Oh, grop!



Sylvia: Buddy!

Wander: Buddy!

Wander and Sylvia: Oh, I thought I'd never see you again!

Peepers: Um, buddies?

Wander and Sylvia: Buddy!

Peepers: This ship is gonna blow any second now!

Hater: But he keeps saying we're friends!

Wander: And he keeps trying to deny it

Sylvia: Listen, buddies or no buddies, I'm not ready to die yet

So let's go!