Have I Got A Deal For You

[Intro, spoken: Nancy]

Like what? Like something great, spectacular, out of this world

I'm practically an expert on deals JoJo and have I got a deal for you



[Verse 1: Nancy]

You've got what I want, so let's get a-swapping

We'll search high and low and find

Something jaw-dropping

Let's find you a steal

Have I got a deal for you



[Verse 2: Nancy]

I'll trade you something great

Stylish and so chic

My old roller-skates slightly used

Just think, uh, antique

Let's find you a steal

Have I got a deal for you



[Verse 3: Nancy]

Ooh, now about this ball of twine here?

A dress that's très devine here

This book's one of a kind, dear

You want something even finer?



Um, a deal is a give and take

A trade of this for that

Ooh, how about this tambourine?

Or a chapeau

That's French for "hat"

It'll be so unreal

Have I got a deal for you



[Verse 4: Nancy]

There's so much to trade

Oh, why can't you be swayed?

Let's walk with zeal

Cause I wanna make a deal

Jojo, I must make a deal with you



[Outro, spoken: Nancy & JoJo]

No, no, no!

Ugh!