[CLOPIN & GYPSIES]
Maybe you've heard of a terrible place
Where the scoundrels of Paris
Collect in a lair

Maybe you've heard of that mythical place
Called the Court of Miracles

[CLOPIN]
Hello, you're there!

[GYPSIES]
Where the lame can walk
And the blind can see

[CLOPIN]
But the dead don't talk
So you won't be around
To reveal what you've found

[CLOPIN & GYPSIES]
We have a method for spies and intruders
Rather like hornets protecting their hive
Here in the Court of Miracles
Where it's a miracle if you get out alive!
[CLOPIN]
Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles
I am the lawyers and judge all in one
We like to get the trial over with quickly
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!

(Spoken)
Any last words?

[QUASIMODO and PHOEBUS]
*Muffled protests*

[CLOPIN]
That's what they all say

(Sung)
Now that we've seen all the evidence

[PUPPET]
Wait! I object!

[CLOPIN]
Overruled!

[PUPPET]
I object!
[CLOPIN]
Quiet!

[PUPPET]
Dang!

[CLOPIN]
We find you totally innocent
Which is the worst crime of all

[All]
So you're going to hang!