[Part I]

[Verse 1: Phineas]
You keep saying that you don't have rhythm
But listen what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book
You got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare

[Verse 2: Sherman]
I have no idea what you're talking about
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire
Look, I got a sweet deal going on here
I got all the books that I can read
All these sweet old ladies
And this carpet from the 80's
What more could a librarian need?

[Interlude: Woman]
Ssh!

[Chorus: Sherman]
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm!
[Verse 3: Phineas]
You're kidding me right, y-you're kidding me
Don't you see what you were doing right then?
That's a wicked groove you were starting to move
Mister, you got rhythm times ten

[Verse 4: Sherman]
I think perhaps that you're not listening
I find it tedious to repeat
It's no big crime
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the beat
I don't need my face on T-shirt
Or hit a power-chord guitar
They were screaming my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a rock star

[Chorus: Sherman, Phineas & Library Patrons]
Besides, I ain't got rhythm
No, I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm!
I ain't got rhythm (Sounds like rhythm to me!)
No, I ain't got rhythm (Seems like they all agree!)
Said I ain't got rhythm (But you're laying down)
I ain't got rhythm! (Some funky syncopation!)
I ain't got rhythm (But you got that beat!)
No, I ain't got rhythm (Look at them, they're stomping their feet!)
Said I ain't got rhythm (It's time for you to rock)
A brand new generation
Brand new generation
Gonna rock a brand new generation
Because I ain't got rhythm!
[Interlude: Woman]
*sigh*
Would you just go join the band?

[Part II]

[Chorus: Library Patrons & Sherman]
Ain't got rhythm!
Hey, hey!
Ain't got rhythm!
Hey, look at...!
Ain't got rhythm!
Look at that trick!
Ain't got rhythm!
Check it out! Look at me!