[TIMON, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen! Direct from a record-breaking two million years at the bottom of the evolutionary ladder - let's hear it for the Tumble Monkeys!

[TUMBLE MONKEYS]
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
Ah ha ha ha ha!

Hakuna matata
Problem-free philosophy!

Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata

Hakuna matata
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna matata
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries
For the rest of your days
Hakuna matata
Hakuna matata

[TIMON, spoken]
They're playing my song!

(sung)
It means no worries
For the rest of your days

(spoken)
Take it, boys!

(sung)
Big finish!
Hakuna matata today!

(spoken)
For my next number I'm gonna put on a grass skirt and do the hula
[?]
Hey, hey, hey, what're you monkeys doin'? Why ya packin' up? We're about do our "Snappy Songs of the South Seas" medley. Hello? Get back here! We're not done yet! We've got at least another three hours of material left. Now, just put all this stuff back and we'll get on with the... with the...