[Verse 1]
Kids need their mamas
And footie pajamas
But JoJo, be grown-up like me!
A dress and some tap shoes and bang!
In a snap, you will look as mature as can be

[Verse 2]
Don't greet your guests like a pirate
Don't shout "Argh!" waving a hook
Cause when you're an adult, it's required
To kiss their cheeks and say, "How young you look!"

[Verse 3]
You may ask, but Nancy, what if I get antsy
When making my grown-up debut?
Well, the trick to my powers
To sit still for hours
I pretend I'm a statue

[Verse 4]
Now, you've come so far
But we must say au revoir
To our lesson in maturity
Remember what you saw
Et voilà!
(*Mwah! Mwah!*)
Now, JoJo, you're grown up like me
Now, JoJo, you're grown up like me