Michael Christmas
Intro
[Opening Skit]
*Phone vibrate*
Christmas: Yo
Shami: Yo I'm out front, come downstairs and hurry up
Christmas: Fuck outta here, aight
Shami: What's up guy
Christmas: What's up n***as
Back in the hood
Wari: You don't have to tell n***as you're back in the hood
I been in the hood, Shami's been in the hood
Where the fuck have you been?
Shami: Man we know where he's been, tryna figure out if he gotta cook his Hot Pockets on Pacific time or not
Wari: All stay-in-the-house-all-day ass n***a, you and OG
Shami: At least they got one another to keep each other warm at night
Wari: Cause I know how scared and tender you n***as get when these accent bitches that he got
Shami: It is understandable, I mean this n***a don't even like Scarface, like c'mon now
Wari: This n***a don't like Scarface, see you the type of n***a that won't do like no type of crimes, I know your character, you the type of n***a come to party with a n***a, and you just leave, and don't tell me that you're leaving. You're that type of n***a I can't even fuck with n***as like you. No bullshit, we miss you fam. How you been?

[Verse]
I done see a lot of shit go down, some shit that I can't explain
In Japan, finna take a train
You start to feel like Charlie Sheen when them cameras gleam
I did so so crazy, broke the seams on my jeans
And came back to the bean like a pill fiend
Got more cream but in the grand scheme
Equivalent to no green
I even seen a UFO out in Malibu
I met some internet hoes with some attitudes
You learn the value of a dollar when you fuck with Über
Some shit don't change, cuz Goodwin is still my white shooter
And mom still call me tight about them open mics
When n***as really would laugh when I hold the mic
She always told me I would do it, I just hope you right
And when you take them long trips, I just hope you write
Go and kick it with your idols, cuz you on the same planet
And girls show their titties like Janet
It's been a weird year and a half long minute
Now I'm back in it, back in the city, back with my n***as
So where we going? Yo, where we going?