Jack and Jade went up the hill, to fetch a pale of water

Jack fell down, broke the ground then Jade came falling down after

They got back up, sucked a cock, and ordered McDonalds burgers

Then they went, to the job centre to claim their UC and order some
More McDonalds burgers

Jack said, "Please give me a Just Eat code I need burgers or I will die"

Jade said, "It's okay, I have Lloyds overdraft I will apply just to get you some food fatso"

Jack said, "Yay!", Jade turned gay and ended up flashing her tottas

Then they went, to the job centre to claim their UC and order some more McDonalds Burgers

Jack said, "Please give me a Just Eat code I need burgers or I will die"

Jade said, "It’s okay, I have Lloyds overdraft I will apply just to get you some food fatso"

Jack said, "Yay!", Jade turned gay and ended up flashing her tottas

Then they went, to the job centre to claim their UC and order some more McDonalds burgers

Jack said, "Please give me a Just Eat code I need burgers or I will die"
Jade said, "It's okay, I have Lloyds overdraft I will apply just to get you some food fatso"

Jack said, "Yay!", Jade turned gay and ended up flashing her tottas

Then they went, to the job centre to claim their UC and order some
More McDonalds burgers

Then they went, to the job centre