Metro Boomin
Unfair Expectations
[Intro]
Ya, wha' ya, wha' wha'
Yo, to all of those little shmeet dicks out there
This ones for you
I feel ya, but I don't
Because my penis isn't small
You know, (I know)


[Verse 1]
My penis isn't small, please help me
The size of my penis is one two three(inches)
Girls be like, I want big cock yo
But size doesn't matter, its the motion that you go(that you go)
My penis ain't small, I know that for a fact
That wasn't my dick pic, I got fucking hacked
I hope that you know, my penis isn't small
It's actually as big as a fuckin' hall


[Chorus]
My penis isn't small, please help me
My penis isn't small, please help me
My penis isn't small, please help
My penis isn't small
MY PENIS ISN'T SMALL
MY PENIS ISN'T SMALL
MY PENIS ISN'T SMALL NOW TAKE FUCKING A LOOK BITCH
[Bridge]
Ya, ya ya, ya(my penis isn't small)
Ya, ya ya, ya(please, help)
Ya, ya ya, ya
Ya, ya ya, ya


[Verse 2]
My penis isn't small, bitch, fuck you mean
My penis wants to make girls fucking cream
My penis so big i call it a gebenis
My penis so mean, that its known to be a menace
"I've seen your dick n***a, whatchu mean
It's so small that it's smaller than a fucking green bean"
Shut up bitch, you're fucking black
You scare me so much, I get vietnam flashbacks
I, gotta, big, penis
My penis is so big, I'm a fucking genius
My mom always said "you're such a big boy"
Girls think of me when they riding their toys
So all those that say I got a small dick
I got 3 words for you "your mom gay!"
And your mom is really gay
Gayer than my penis, and my penis isn't gay

[Outro]
My penis isn't small
My penis isn't small
My penis isn't small
My penis isn't small