[Intro]
Pick my cotton, Chris!
Uh, this is a tribute
My girlfriend broke up with me
G-GasMastr!
Shrimp!

[Verse 1]
I peed in her mouth while she was sleeping
Urine on her tongue (Tongue)
The taste was great, but now she's not breathing
She was pretty young (Yeah!)

You punched me in the gut, I was breathing
Fine, but now we're done
I was just a sober vegan, and now I'm taking drugs (Yeah)

I can't
Explain how it changed
While you were in there sleeping, I was eating cocaine out
While you were in there eating, I was sleeping on cocaine, how
With no pillow
I used the powder as a pillow
(Oh, ooh, oh)

[Chorus]
I kissed your cousin while you were sleeping
It was not that fun
She pulled out a vape, so I left and came back with a gun
Shot her bitch ass point-blank range, and now I'm on the run
Stuffed her body in the trunk of my daddy's Ford F-1
I was gonna ride alone until her cousin yelled "Shotgun!"
[Verse 2]
Walking in the forest and I dipped her in chlorine
Boom, crackle, pop, now she's sounding like Rice Krispies
I know that you're thinking, like, "What the hell does that mean?"
I was questioning it too until I watched Kung Fu Panda (3!)

[Interlude]
Streaming on all sites like Netflix
Netflix has it
He has it in the kids section
Kung Fu Panda 2, Kung Fu Panda 3
Those are like the best movies you've ever watched in your life
I love Master Shifu

[Outro]
She kissed me on my eyes
Her pussy gave me hives
I know that she is dead, but I wish she was alive

But, I killed her because she was vaping
And, I don't feel an ounce of sadness (It's lit!)
I hope she's dying in hell