I am crawling back down in the ditch today
I got a crazy-ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad i got work
Glad i got pay
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today

The crew’s a bunch of stoners
The boss is a shit
Be a miracle if one of us
Does not get hit
By a ton of pipe
On a cheap ass chain
Swinging round the sky
In this pouring ass rain

I am crawling back down in the ditch today
I got a crazy-ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad i got work
Glad i got pay
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today

My crazy-ass wife
She’s nutty as her brother
Supposed to marry rich
According to her mother
Supposed to marry up
Now she is knocked up down
By a poor man
Wrestling a pipe in the ground

I am crawling back down in the ditch today
I got a crazy-ass wife
Got a baby on the way
Glad i got work
Glad i got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today

My wife god bless her and for what it is worth
Thinks she and taylor swift
Were twins at birth
Separated at birth
Earth to wife
Wife to earth

I am crawling back down in the ditch today
I got a crazy-ass wife
A baby on the way
Glad i got work
Glad i got pay
Crawling back down in the ditch today

I’m glad i got work
Glad i got pay
I’m crawling back down in the ditch today