[Verse 1]
I’ve been working this job 9 – 5
Minimum wage and overtime
But here comes a few days of unpaid vacation
And there ain’t no way José I'll waste them
'Cause there ain’t no better feeling than when

[Chorus]
I pick up a beer can and get to feeling like superman
Its Friday night y'all, here's the plan
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the point where I can’t stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can

[Verse 2]
I woke up at I pm
And introduced myself to my new girlfriend
And there’s a wrecking ball sized hole in the wall in the basement
I ain't got no clue how or who could have made it
Well all I know is shit hit the fan
And here we go again

[Chorus]
I pick up a beer can and get to feeling like superman
Its Saturday y'all, here's the plan
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the point where I can’t stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can
[Bridge]
Well it's Sunday now and I'm freaking out
'Cause I can’t handle five days without

[Chorus]
Yeah, picking up a beer can and get to feeling like superman
It's Sunday, who gives a damn?
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size, or brand
Until the point where I can’t stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can

[Outro]
Like a beer can
No nothing picks me up like a beer can