Well I got a call from Riley ‘round six o’clock
Said he caught a hanker for a honkytonk
Wants an ice cold beer and a country song
But he didn’t want to stay out all night long
Well I ain’t the kind to let a buddy drink alone
But I can’t turn it off, once I turn it on

There’s no stoppin’ me once I get to goin’
Put a can in my hand man, I’m wide ass open
That tick tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten, I’m half past tipsy
At quarter to twelve man I done had plenty
The countdowns on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many

After five diet millers I was feelin’ loose
Singin’ karaoke to a TL tune
When a pretty little thing shot mе a wink
She said “Hey cowboy, could you buy us a drink?”
Well hеy, babydoll, I will if you want
But I can’t turn it off once I turn it on

There’s no stoppin’ me once I get goin’
Put a can in my hand, man I’m wide ass open
The tick tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten, I’m half past tipsy
At quarter to 12, man I done had plenty
The countdowns on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many
Now I’ve never been the kind to quit
Won’t stop ‘till I get to the bottom of this
And the nights still young
So won’t you say we shot gun one?

There’s no stoppin’ me once I get goin’
Put a can in my hand, man I’m wide ass open
The tick-tock of that clock is like a time bomb
By half past ten, I’m half past tipsy
At quarter to 12, man I done had plenty
The countdowns on when the first beer hits me
Five, four, three, two, one, too many

Yeah, five, four, three, two, one, too many