The first time I saw you I knew
There would be no other
That tingle told us we were
Meant for one another

I'm calling you
I'm calling you
I'm calling, one, two, three

Buttered beauties of the negroid north
Come spread your tallow on me
Oiled wonder of the midnight forest
Toss down your glossy web

She's got me by the lever
Sticking it out, sticking it out
In simulated leather
Sticking it out, sticking it out
I think she broke my tether

C’mon, c’mon
Keep on comin' on now

The first time I saw you I knew
There would be no other
That tingle told us we were
Meant for one another
I'm calling you
I'm calling you
I'm calling, one, two, three

Buttered beauties of the negroid north
Come spread your tallow on me
Oiled wonder of the midnight forest
Toss down your glossy web

She's got me by the lever
Sticking it out, sticking it out
In simulated leather
Sticking it out, sticking it out
I think she broke my tether

C’mon now, c’mon now
Keep on comin' on now

Buttered beauties of the negroid north
Come spread your glossy tallow on me
Oiled wonder of the midnight forest
Toss down your web

Me