We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies

I washed my pink poodle, my pink poodle was wet
So I put her in the microwave oven
To give her cheap perm, you know
But my poodle blew up, she went pow!

We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies

When I come home from school, I'm in a hurry to eat
So I shove it in the microwave oven
You know it tastes so sweet
I love microwave popcorn
I'm of a microwave generation
Microwave astronauts, in atomic celebration

We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
I washed G.I. Joe, my G.I. Joe was wet
So I put him in the microwave oven
To try him up quick, you know
But G.I. Joe blew up, he went pow!

We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies

I washed Betsy Wetsy, Betsy Wetsy was wet
So I put her in the microwave oven
To dry her up quick, you know
But Betsy Wetsy blew up, she went bluargh!

We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies
We're microwave babies

Microwave, microwave, microwave