Hey!
What's up?
You stupid schmuck
Your mind is in a rut

(I said) hey! What's up?
Well I guess you wouldn't know
With your ugly twisted
Stuck so far up your butt

(I said) hey!
What's up?
You little putz
Man, you really suck

(I said) hey!
What's up?
You stupid schmuck
Your mind is in a rut

(I said) hey!
What's up?
Well I guess you wouldn't know
With your boots stuck in the mud
And your cowboy brain slammed shut
You, playin' master and commander
(Strut around, strut around, strut around, strut around)

You, little man with all the answers
(work it out, work it out, work it out, work it out)

You, out of step you ain't no dancer
(step on down, step on down, step on down, step on down)

You, little man with all the answers
(give it up give it up, give it up give it up)

(I said) hey!
What's up?
You little putz
Man, you really suck

(I said) hey!
What's up?
You stupid schmuck
Your mind is in a rut

(I said) hey! What's up?
Well I guess you wouldn't know
With your ugly twisted
Stuck so far up your butt