Got a couple lounge chairs here
In my back yard
And I'm stuck down in my bed
My own long dark haired pretty señorita
Chillin’ with me right here

Speak a little Espanol to me baby
Come and whisper in my ear
Ah mi amor esta noche
Yeah, we're going to be fine right here

Who needs Mexico?
Hell its just too far to go?
We can make our own nachos
Jalapeños and Don Julios

Blow up a couple fake palm trees
Get em swaying over you and me
We got it made in the shade, you know
So who needs Mexico?

I know I don't Baby

Got my early shorts on and my kool-aid bands
My feet are in the kiddy pool
We can drink a while here and still feel fine
Baby don’t you think that's cool?
Got a mariachi band on the stereo
Couple Christmas lights strung in the tree
Got a fan turned up all the way to ten
A little scintillated ocean breeze
Who needs Mexico?
Hell its just too far to go?
We can make our own tacos
With habaneros and Don Julios

Blow up a couple fake palm trees
Get em swaying over you and me
We got it made in the shade, you know
So who needs Mexico?

I'm down in Tijuana with my little enchilada
Start shaking them maracas in my face like chihuahua
I'm south of the border in our bedroom
She gets it hotter in there than in old Cancun

Who needs Mexico?
Hell its just too far to go?
We can make our own nachos
With guacamole and Don Julios

If a siesta is what we need
We can climb in that old hammock swing
Get it moving to and fro
So who needs Mexico

Sitting here in my old Ponto
Wearing my sombrero
Just as long as it don't snow
Who needs Mexico?
Not me, baby
We got it all right here
I'll take another margarita, girl

Haha, I love you Baby