[Round 1]

[Big H]
If I whack man's head with a baseball bat
That will take off his baseball cap
Man wanna talk about H and that like
Why would you say all that when
You're some homo Money
Can't see you like you owe man money
Funny man jokes, you are so not funny
H is gully
You were on 1Xtra
How comes you didn't bring Blacks or Despa?
How come you look like some African wrestler?
Man don't know about you in Manchester
You were in Prague, left Despa to starve and
Them man didn't have P's to go yard
I don't wanna hear about beats and bars cah
Them man there don't believe your bars
Ak Rifle get man gassed
Front door kicked off, windows smashed
Run up in the crib, leave the kitchen trashed
Who's this prick that Ghetts didn't clash?
Zing zing zoom quick get man moved
Dashed outside barefoot, no shoes
What?
Punch up man and take his food
Head gone, dead song
Clash H? that's long
Wipe man out with a bomb
Big 45 send you straight Hong Kong
Are you learning Money?
I was earning money
Fire and smoke, burning money
Don't talk, it ain't concerning money
[P Money]
I knew that you was gonna say that fam
I knew, wanna know how I know?
Cause this fucking arsehole went and said it
On his Twitter, that's when I knew!
Had it in the bag, this skinny dread fag
Hasn't got a clue, doesn't even wanna tell the truth
Now your lyrics are about to be shut down
And the funniest thing is it's all cause of you
When I was at Glastonbury two years in a row on stage
OGz were THERE
When I was in Croatia, busy in the day, getting busy in the eve
OGz were THERE
Dropped Eskimo, got the biggest reload at the Wireless Fest
OGz were THERE
At Fabric -- you shouldn't chat shit -- at Fabric
OGz were THERE
I got respect for them, everybody knows
Eskimo Dance, I never done a show
And not made sure OGz are involved
I turn down money, that's how it goes
Picking out clothes, bringing them shows
You were digging out your nose and lipsing your bro
I was making sure they was getting proper dough
You was letting next mans piss in your bowl
[Big H]
Heard you're gonna clash P Money
And I'm getting paid, damn, that's free money
Remember them days when I couldn't see money?
Now look, them man are giving me money
I could make more money
Smash your face and take your money
Zing zing zoom, what, man's in a --
What? Yo
[H asks Logan Sama to reload him, derailing the clash for a while]
Can't be a king if you ain't ruled
Man ain't no clown, can't get fooled
H on mic, now you're getting schooled
Yo, listen out when your name gets called
Tell me are you stupid, tell me are you dumb
Tell me what you did, tell me what you done
Stand over there, watch me go number one
Just like Scratchy man will get bun

[P Money]
Swear down you've finished?
Is it my fault my man's flow is so shit
I can't tell if he's talking or spitting?
I mean Jammer, can you smell that?
Blud, are you talking or shitting?
I don't know what you cook in your kitchen
But your Chun-Li breath is definitely kicking
When I first heard what my man said
I thought to myself "don't get me vexed"
Man said he's got cats and fleas
I said "Fam, why you got so many pets?"
That ain't a trap house, don't talk wreck
Just be honest, your yard is a mess
I'll kidnap Dans, chief up Bosses
Slap up Presidents and chief up Dreads
And fuck 9 Milli Major
The biggest thing about you is your belly
I was gonna link H's girlfriend
Then a man showed me her arse was flatter than a telly
I bent her over, she was like
"Noooo, I wasn't ready"
How can she have a plasma arse
That ain't even HD ready?
Mad, yeah, always ready
But that time P Money weren't quite ready
Every time she opened her legs blud
I smelled something mad and my boner went to a semi
Cause she fucking stunk blud
God bless the 141, I'm just glad man rang her on private number
[Round 2]

[Big H]
Who is this guy?
Tell me, who's in a crew with this guy?
Jammer, what we gonna do with this guy?
Swear, I'll start slewing this guy
Why do you dress like that?
Fam, you look a mess like that
Manna get stressed like that
Can't come round all blessed like that
If I pull out the AK, don
You'll be like "rah, where's JJ gone?"
Man will play Fifa, winner stays on
Smash man's Xbox, whole game done
You ain't deep like I am
To get where you are you had to eat out Sian
Swear, Little Dee beat Sian
Them gyal are dead like Princess Diane
What you take man for?
Don't you know I will break man's jaw?
What you hating for?
Them man don't like H anymore
What you take man for? What you take man for?
Don't you know I will break man's jaw?
What you hating for?
Them man don't like H anymore
I was serving bricks
Dragged MCs out of German Whips
Two draw, two draw, man go skitz
How can he talk like H ain't rich?
I don't wanna hear about P
Or about Jendor or Little Dee
Knife and fork when we eat OGz
Any funny business I'm gonna squeeze

[P Money]
Man are real territorial, bury you alive
Literally or metaphorical
Any question with the weapon you're rhetorical
He wouldn't see it coming even if he was the oracle
They wanna put me up against Big H, I'm in hysterics
They think this is gonna be historical
Man didn't wanna butter me in person
I slapped him all over the net like it was volleyball
You can describe me in one word, phenomenal
I learned to talk by myself, I am not a fool
Master of the class but I ain't got a school
You can't catch me slipping, are you mad?
I'm rolling with twin barrels called horrid and horrible
Fuck your nose up blud, you ain't gotta snort
Last chance, are you sure you don't wanna walk?
Are you sure blud?
I looked in your face, said "me
Act like Big H, nah, not me"
Tried to diss my ex but I saw your girl
And I looked at her pic like "that's not me"
I went on my phone and I rang Skepta
And he said "nah blud, that's not me"
Went on my Twitter, posted a pic and
Everybody said "nah, that's not P"
You know why? P! Let me say that again
Motherfucker I'm P
They wanna clash me
Man showed me the tweet, I said "let's talk P
Jammer, let's talk P
[?]
Wait, let's talk P
Motherfucker I'm P

[Big H]
Cuh man are big over there
Them man can't live over there
Don't care who you're with over there
Man will take off your wig over there
What? When mannaman hungry, mannaman eat
When mannaman tired, mannaman sleep--
Man had to chief up Trim-

[Round 3]

[P Money]
When I showed my mate your vid he was like
"P are you clashing a girl or a guy?
Serious question though, is he alright?"
I said he's a badman, he said "yeah right
A badman who wears his hair to the side?
Fuck off, them boy there you gotta mind
Real battyman things going on in his mind
Look at him, definitely swallows his pride"
I hate "Taiyomi I Peugeot" guys
Tell "Taioymi I Peugeot" lies
Had a C-class in his music vid
But he had a red Peugeot in real life
Dents on the roof, even more on each side
When I first saw that whip I was like
Fuck ringing Westwood for a Cribs session
You should have phoned Westwood to Pimp Your Ride
Never ever ever diss German Whip
But I will definitely diss your ride
"Mannaman speed", are you sure you're alright?
Ask him again, are you sure you're alright?
In first gear revving into the ends
Ask him again, are you sure you're alright?
I don't think he's alright, I see man drive to the garage it's like
"it's me again! boss it's me again!"
Bossman put his arms on his head
"I told you, two days ago, this is dead
Your brakes don't work and your tyres ain't got no tread
You're better off riding a ped
Gonna cost a chest and a back, not an arm and a leg
Your car is a shed
And your head gasket ain't got no head

[Big H]
Wanna clash me then? That's kinda risky
I'm Big H and you're a lickle mystery
Some lickle battyman don't know my history
All the years man spent on the grizzly
Blud who are you?
Some lickle battyman, don't know you
Can't be a badman, look at your crew
They're all eediots just like you
Oh, you zimmy?
My name's H and you don't want to see me
Who's got my money? Gimme gimme gimme
Want a fast car with a satellite thingy
I'm so close to cold they call me chilly
Wanna test H? Alright really?
You must be stupid, stupid like silly
Manna get angry, manna get milli
AK rifle

[P Money]
Like, like, that's all I ever hear from this bredda, like
Sounds like a chick on my insta, like
Talk about German Whip all you like but
Every time I hear your lyric, I'll be like
"he said he had a German Whip, so do I
So how come our whips don't look alike?"
Mannaman drive whips mannaman like?
Oh shut up, that ain't the whip you like
Blud I've seen the whip you like it's dead
I've seen the whip you like it's dead
I've seen the whip you like it's dead
You're going too far with this Bloodline rep
Man got an X reg in red
That ain't a German Whip, I said
That ain't a German Whip, it's French
Seatbelt's fucked and your gearstick's hench
Clutch is F'd, petrol's red
Car full of crumbs, boot is a mess
Winding the windows down with a wrench
Winding the windows down with a wrench
And your backseat's tall like a bench
Used to be skinny, got in your car
Turned the wheel once, came out hench

[Big H]
That's out of order, you can't say that
Boy better know, nah, you can't say that
Anything I say it's like you can't say that
You can't say that
That's out of order, you can't say that
Boy better know, nah, you can't say that
Anything I say it's like you can't say that

[P Money]
I beat the tune, I tell them P
I beat the tune, and if any MC
Coming in shouting, his head GONE
Left the room, I tell them P
I beat the tune, I tell them P
I beat the tune, and if any MC
Coming in shouting, his head GONE
I linked this girl with a funny accent
When I said "you got a man?"
She said she didn't
I said "what's your name?"
She was like "Leanne!"
"Where ya from?"
"I just moved to Wigaan!"
"You mean Wigan?"
"Yeah, Wigaan. I moved in with my sister Rihanne!"
Then I took her to the field and put my head through her chest
Now they're calling me Zinedine Zidane

[Big H]
Wanted Wiley, but I got P
Don't even know why I bother MC
Can't roll deep if you're not an OG
Jammer I told you, D Double E
This ain't D Double E
He ain't from Newham or Bow E3
Come from South like your name's Asha D
What? Man can't try and clash me
Mannaman's hungry again
What? Slew this monkey again
What did you say? Can't be my name
In the clash have to pull out the pumpy again
I ain't gotta say, you know it all
Man ain't no eediot, man ain't no fool
Gotta stay calm, gotta stay cool
AK rifle
What? Shotgun ting
Done with the clash, shotgun ting
When I see Wiley, shotgun ting
Chief up Trim on some shotgun ting
Shotgun ting
Done with the clash, shotgun ting
When I see Wiley, shotgun ting
Chief up Trim on some shotgun ting

[P Money]
You spell like a 50 year old, deluded, concussed
Blind, schizophrenic, jafakan
That's depressed with the ultimate sadness
On top of that, you're shitter than Badness
No one can help you, not even Practice
German Whip? Don't let him chat shit
This prick couldn't afford my tax disc
For the last ten years you've blagged it
If it ain't crack you're smoking catnip
Googled your name and I saw some mad shit
Skinny hermaphrodite on some drag shit
£180 for a tyre
Time to buy four, to him that's a madness
Only a broke man does something drastic
You got three bags, started doing backflips
Look at big hooliswag, look at big hooliswag
[???], big hooliran
Didn't wanna clash, big hooliran
They reshot your whole video and still put you in a big hoolivan
Cause you're big hooliswag, big hooligat

[Big H]
My name's H not Harry
Can't try take man for Tim and Barry
What? Lights and camera I don't carry
Can't test man with the tool and bally
I was in country, they brought a lot
Who's that calling? Must be a shot
What?
I make grime and he makes pop
Trust, done, that's you blud

[P Money]
I slewed you that time
Slewed you in front of your crew that time
You thought I would remix you that time
But I remixed Titch not you that time
Cause I'm smart, man never knew that time
You was in that German Whip tune that time
But you weren't talking the truth that time
Man got that footage of you that time
Oh yeah, I swear that was him that time
Driving a 206 that time
Blud I know you was pissed that time
They rolled up to your whip that time like
Where was your German Whip that time?
So where was your German Whip that time?
Got in the car, everybody's screaming
Where was your German Whip that, that time?
Where was your whip that time?
Flat tyres and your brake lights out
You drive a PG 9 now, it's mad for you
That time, Where was your whip that time?
Flat tyres and your brake lights out
You drive a PG 9 now, it's mad for you