I should be medicated, I'm debilitated
There's nothing I can do
Put me where they find 'em, deep in some asylum
Let me forget about you

I'm absolutely, positively, sick in love with you

Here's the situation, I need an operation
Bring me a doctor and a nurse
Give me anesthetic, isn't this pathetic?
They are telling me it could be worse

I'm absolutely, positively, sick in love with you
I'm absolutely, positively, sick in love with you, sick in love

All my friends said to leave her
It's too late, I got the fever
My brother said, "Forget her now"
But they never met her
And after all this time, this ain't getting better

Now I can't hack it, I need a straitjacket
I love you and I can't stop, I need a pill now
I'm truly, truly ill now, any second I will drop

I'm absolutely, positively, sick in love with you
I'm absolutely, positively, sick in love with you, I'm sick in love
I'm absolutely, positively, sick in love with you
Oh, I'm sick in love, baby, oh no, oh, I can't stop, baby