I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol
Doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why should it be true
That I get a kick out of you

Some made me go for cocaine
I'm sure that if
I took even one sniff
It would bore me terrifically too
Yet I get a kick out of you

I get a kick every time I see you
Standing there before me
I get a kick though it's clear to see
That you obviously do not adore me

I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high
With some girl in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
Yet I get a kick out of you

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I get a kick every time I see you
Standing there before me
I get a kick though it's clear to see
That you obviously do not adore me

I get no kick in a plane
Flying too high
With some girl in the sky
Is my idea of nothing to do
Yet I get a kick
You can give me a boat
I get a kick out of you