[Verse]
We need a system of learning, got 'em yearning to know more
All the translation apps squirming, getting burned in the war
They can't motivate, set the bait as much
As the gigantic aerodynamic beast with a menacing touch

[Chorus]
French or the trench, Dutch or the crutch
Japanese or broken knees, this owl'll eat ya for lunch
Czech or your neck, you best protect your streak
Hawaiian or you're crying and lying in the street now