(VOCALIZING)
Ah, yeah, I- I- I- I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
It's not available, if you try it once you will die
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep over your exploded body
Over your exploded body

You love to party?
What's not to love?
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
Droopy eyed armless children
That's how I party
That's how I party

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

Absolute victory
(Everywhere, where, where)
I'm on a quest
(We're gonna win everywhere)
Right every single wrong
(Right every wrong)
I'm a total frickin' rock star from Mars - winning
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
You borrow my brain and be like "Dude, can't handle it"
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere

I've got a list, help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless
Chicken nuggets - winning!
Bubblegum - winning!
Pretending to text to avoid someone - epic winning!
Slow dancing - winning!
Slow pantsing - winning!
Breakin' the rules of the Geneva Convention - weak
Adonis blood - winning!
Violent love - winning!
Givin' needy women caresses and hugs - epic winning!
Childbirth - winning!
Colin Firth - winning!
Tinky Winky's purse...
Duh... winning! winning!

I- I- I- I- I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win everywhere
I'm a total frickin' rock star from Mars - winning
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
You borrow my brain and be like "Dude, can't handle it"
Win here, win there, win win everywhere, where