[Intro: Lauren Riihimaki & Alex Wassabi]
Herro, Herro, it's time for the show!
I'm ready, I've never been more ready, let's go
Someone asked if Alex was dead?
Are you dead? No

[Verse 1: Lauren Riihimaki & Alex Wassabi]
Who is most likely to sleep through an earthquake?
Who is most likely to be late?
What, that's you! Every time, I'm never late
Tell me the truth, the truth
Who is most likely to be a heartbreaker?
Lauren, I agree
Who is most likely to be a bed hog?
One, two, three

[Chorus: Lauren Riihimaki & Alex Wassabi]
There's always a elbow or a knee on my side-ide
I just wanna snuggle
I just love you
I love you too but I love my side of the bed as well (as well)
You don't have a side of the bed
It's all my side (my side)

[Post-Chorus: Both, Lauren Rihimaki]
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[Verse 2: Lauren Riihimaki & Alex Wassabi]
How long will you love each other?
Forever (oh my god)
And ever (oh my god)
Stop it (ow, ow, ow, ow)
Even if she decided I wasn't the man for her
No you wouldn't, (yes I would) no you wouldn't
This is my life now, could you scoot over a little bit
You're on my side of the screen just like in bed

[Chorus: Lauren Riihimaki & Alex Wassabi]
There's always a elbow or a knee on my side-ide
I just wanna snuggle
I just love you
I love you too but I love my side of the bed as well (as well)
You don't have to have side of the bed
It's all my side (my side)

[Post-Chorus: Both, Lauren Rihimaki]
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[Bridge: Lauren Riihimaki & Alex Wassabi]
We're gonna explore
Ow, my eyeball, (oh sorry)
I thought our room was infested with rats
I'm so happy
Which is insane
Insane, insane

[Chorus: Lauren Riihimaki & Alex Wassabi]
There's always a elbow or a knee on my side-ide
I just wanna snuggle
I just love you
I love you too but I love my side of the bed as well (as well)
You don't have to have side of the bed
It's all my side (my side)

[Post-Chorus: Both, Lauren Rihimaki]
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My, my, my side-ide
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[Outro: Lauren Riihimaki]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh