[Intro: Alex Wassabi]
You're taking my girl! What?
He has a foot, he has 3 limbs on you right now!

[Chorus: Alex Wassabi, Lauren Riihimaki & both]
Hey bro, what is this?
You're taking my girl, taking my girl
Come on bro, not cool
You're taking my baby
Hey lady, whatcha doin'?
You're taking my boy, taking my boy
Got me blowing a fuse right now
'Cause you're taking my baby
I see how it is (what?)
You got 3 limbs on her right now
I see how it is (what?)
I saw you looking him up and down
And every time I see that face
I know that I can be replaced
So make like a tree and get out of here
'Cause you're taking my baby

[Verse 1: Alex Wassabi & Lauren Riihimaki]
I was never a jealous person (Never a jealous person)
Until I met you (Until I met you baby)
You were the very first one (You were never second place)
To make me feel like the way you do
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, what have I become?
One of those people with the crazy eyes?
Can't get you off my mind
Oh, I never would have known
That I could lose control-ol-ol-ol

[Chorus: Alex Wassabi, Lauren Riihimaki & both]
Hey bro, what is this?
You're taking my girl, taking my girl
Come on bro, not cool
You're taking my baby
Hey lady, whatcha doin'?
You're taking my boy, taking my boy
Got me blowing a fuse right now
'Cause you're taking my baby
I see how it is (what?)
I see you touch her hand right now
I see how it is (what?)
I saw you looking him up and down
And every time I see that face
I know that I can be replaced
So make like a tree and get out of here
'Cause you're taking my baby

[Verse 2: Alex Wassabi & Lauren Riihimaki]
The cashier and the waitress (The cashier and the waitress)
They both gave you the eye (they said your total was 29.75)
How can I escape this? (Where do I go baby?)
When you are walking around looking so fine!
[Pre-Chorus: Alex Wassabi & Lauren Riihimaki]
Oh, what have I become?
A character from those telenovelas, insane and jealous?
Oh, has love made me go blind?
What a way to lose my mind?

[Chorus: Alex Wassabi, Lauren Riihimaki & both]
Hey bro, what is this?
You're taking my girl, taking my girl
Come on bro, not cool
You're taking my baby
Hey lady, whatcha doin'?
You're taking my boy, taking my boy
Got me blowing a fuse right now
'Cause you're taking my baby
I see how it is (what?)
You're giving her a glance right now
I see how it is (what?)
I saw you looking him up and down
And every time I see that face
I know that I can be replaced
So make like a tree and get out of here
'Cause you're taking my baby