The Gregory Brothers
Trump vs. Macron - Songify the News 15
[Chorus]
HANDSHAKETOS

[FRENCH REPORTER]
Let me move on to some rather serious matters
And that's Donald Trump shaking hands with Emmanuel Macron

[Chorus]
HANDSHAKETOS

[ANDREW]
And this is a handshake that will shake the world
Instead of just other hands

[REPORTERS]
That handshake between Macron and Trump-
Macron said "yeah, I was sending a message."
Their greeting could be described as "screw you"
In handshake form

[DONALD TRUMP]
I will withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord
Europe, Asia, should not have more
We'll be the cleanest - cleanest air
Cleanest water - cleanest here, cleanest there
Europe, Asia, Asia, Asia, Europe
Asia, Asia, Asia, Asia, Europe
[EMMANUEL MACRON]
Climate change is one of the major issues
I wish to tell the United States, France believes in you
The world believes in you - American friends -
Make our planet great again

(translated) What we have done
Has neither precedent
What we have done, nor equivalent
Neither precedent, nor equivalent

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[JEREMY CORBYN]
I'm very proud of people voting for hope -
The prime minister lost votes, that's enough to go

[THERESA MAY]
We look ahead and wait and see what the results will be -
I know the country needs me

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[DIANE FEINSTEIN]
You're big, you're strong -
Why didn't you say, "Mr. President, this is wrong"?
[JAMES COMEY]
I was so stunned, by the conversation
I was fired because of the Russian investigation
Son, it never occurred with either Bush or Obama
I had never experienced drama, no drama
Lordy, lordy, I hope there are tapes -
I was alone with the President of the United States
Trump chose to defame me and the FBI -
Those were lies, but the FBI will be fine, will be fine
The FBI will be fine, fine

[JOHN MCCAIN]
The President of the United States said, "we had that thing"
I'd like to know what the hell that 'thing' is!

[JAMES COMEY]
He was asking for something, and I was refusing
To give it - this confused me, this didn't improve
The relationship. The shifting explanation-ship
And he hoped I would stay longer, said can you come over for dinner
And I said yes sir, maybe other people would be stronger

[JOHN MCCAIN]
I think it would intensely arouse me - (record scratch)
Arouse my curiosity
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[BERNIE SANDERS]
Why do you think it is a good idea to give 3 trillion dollars in tax breaks to the top 1%?

[MICK MULVANEY]
Because ordinary people are paying more -

[BERNIE SANDERS]
No, ordinary people do not have a wealth of 128 billion dollars

[ALLISON RASKIN]
Yes! Most of my friends and I only have a few million

[GABY DUNN]
*gasp* I'm so sorry, you're going through a tough time!
Do you wanna crash on my yacht?

[ALLISON RASKIN]
Oh, that would be great

[BERNIE SANDERS]
Answer the question - why the rich are becoming much richer -
Like the Walton family - one guy there owns
Four Ferraris and one Maserati
Four Ferraris and one Maserati
Why does a billionaire get a tax break
On four Ferraris and one Maserati?

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Whoo! Maserati, Ferrari. Ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari

[BERNIE SANDERS]
More income inequality

[GABY DUNN]
Like Robin Hood if Robin Hood was robbing some peasants
Just to give King John some Gucci as a present

[ALLISON RASKIN]
Like the Hunger Games, if President Snow hires Katniss
To go to District 12 and raise Peeta's taxes

[GABY DUNN]
Like Batman, if he told the city council he'd save
All of Gotham by lowering the minimum wage!

[EINSTEIN]
I'm late to the party but I dreamed the beat was dope, though
Let's get it started again, and one, two, three, go!

[BERNIE SANDERS]
Why you gonna throw seniors off Meals on Wheels, baby?
Why you gonna throw children off Medicaid, baby?
Why you gonna throw women and babies off W.I.C., baby?
Then give a billionaire a massive tax break, baby!

[MICK MULVANEY]
We don't cut Medicaid (SANDERS: No)
Meals on Wheels is not reduced (SANDERS: Not true.)
There's a small reduction - (SANDERS: Not true.)

[BERNIE SANDERS]
The rich are becoming much richer, they get a tax break
On four Ferraris and one Maserati. (Whoo!)
Maserati, Ferrari. Ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari. More income inequality

[ALLISON RASKIN]
Like Oliver Twist, if Fagan was the good guy
He's a job creator and no orphans die - OH

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[Chorus]
Maserati, Ferrari. Ferrari, Maserati
Maserati, Ferrari

[EMMANUEL MACRON]
American friends

[BERNIE SANDERS]
Maserati, Ferrari

[JAMES COMEY]
I hope there are tapes

[BERNIE SANDERS]
Rati-Maserati, Ferrari

[DONALD TRUMP]
Asia, Europe

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