Can’t trust a man you can bait with a tweet
Don’t let anyone tell you that our country is weak
He insults John McCain, who deserves our respect
Ignores his debts, what the heck?
Bernie and I will work together
We all know he’s a national treasure

Me and Bernie
Bernie and me
On the same side
We need to fight
Against Donald Trump’s tweets
Fight against the tweets
(Fight the tweets)
Bernie and me, fight against the tweets
(Fight the tweets)
Bernie and me

No one’s more disappointed than I am tonight
But we need to fight
Fight the tweets
40 hours a week

Bridges are better than walls
So pokemon go to the polls
(Never, ever, ever forget it)
Do for her what you did for me
I ask you to carry Hillary
In this election, this year
Reject cynicism and reject fear

Me and Bernie
Bernie and me (and me)
On the same side
We need to fight
Against Donald Trump’s tweets
Fight against the tweets (malarkey)
(Fight the tweets)
Bernie and me, fight against the tweets
(Fight the tweets)
Bernie and me

The DNC and the emails
Putting a finger on the scales
What the hell?
I heard they’ve got an excuse, though
It was just a Russian prank, bro
Hack or no hack, it made me cringe into my couch crack
Found a crusty cheetoh that I never thought I’d get back

Me and Bernie
Bernie and me
(Fight the tweets)
(Repeating a tweet
Tweeting and repeating a tweet)
Me and Bernie
Bernie and me
On the same side
We need to fight
Against Donald Trump’s tweets
Fight against the tweets
(Fight the tweets)
Bernie and me, fight against the tweets
(Fight the tweets)
Bernie and me