[Candy Crowley]
Welcome to the town hall debate
Where ordinary people talk to the candidates

[Question 1]
The ladies tell me they like a man with insurance
So how do I get some without paying a billion dollars for it
Tell me, who's gonna work it out, baby
Who's gonna work it out?

[Obama]
This is not just a health issue
It's an economic issue
This is money out of that family's pocket

[Romney]
If Obamacare is implemented fully
It'll be another 2500 on top
You've seen health insurance premiums, gone up
Incomes go down

[Obama]
I said that we would make sure that insurance companies
Can't jerk you around

[Romney]
(What you gonna do?)
We should make sure that our legal system works
[Obama]
(Oh, what you gonna do?)
Go after gang bangers
We're gonna get it done
In a second term
(Oh, what you gonna do?)
Take the money we've been spending on war

[Romney]
More drilling

[Obama]
Double our exports
(Who's gonna work it out, baby, who's gonna work it out?)

[Question 2]
Since I got out of college, I've been living in my mom's basement
How are you gonna get me a job before she goes totally apestuff?
Who's gonna work it out, baby
Who's gonna work it out?

[Romney]
I want you to be able to get a job
I know what it takes
To make America the most attractive place
That's why I wanna bring down the tax rates
[Obama]
Low-skill jobs are not gonna come back
I want jobs with a high wage
If we're adding to our deficits for tax cuts
We will lose that race

[Question 3]
Just because I am a lady
My salary's a little bit less
How can every woman get equal pay?
And please stop looking at my breasts

[Romney]
I had the chance to pull together a cabinet
I brought us binders full of women
My chief of staff said
"I need to be making dinner for my kids"
So we said fine

[Obama]
My grandmother worked her way up to become
Vice president of a local bank, but she hit the glass ceiling
Now I've got two daughters and I wanna make the same opportunities
That anybody's sons have

[Romney]
(What you gonna do?)
We should make sure that our legal system works
[Obama]
(Oh, what you gonna do?)
Go after gang bangers
We're gonna get it done
In a second term
(Oh, what you gonna do?)
Take the money we've been spending on war

[Romney]
More drilling

[Obama]
Double our exports
(Who's gonna work it out, baby, who's gonna work it out?)

[Obama]
From the governor, we haven't heard any specifics beyond Big Bird

[Romney]
That's completely false

[Obama]
Not true

[Romney]
Absolutely true

[Obama]
Just isn't true

[Candy Crowley]
Woo