What up world?
I'm Slim Chin, 'Beast from the Far East'
This is Dwight Howard
'Beast from the Regular East'
Think I got this crib by being slow? Think again
I got this 'cause I'm fast!
Think I got this solid gold jet ski by being slow?
I got this 'cause I'm fast!
Fast don't lie
Fast don't lie

Think I got this caviar pool by being slow?
I got this 'cause I'm fast!
Think I got this Benjamin pile by being slow?
I got this 'cause I'm fast!
Off quicker than a prom dress
A prom dress
Time's up!
You're too slow

Dwight, play that thing that you play so well
No, not really
No, that-, no, close
I, I, I got it
Singsong time!
Fast don't lie
Fast don't lie
F-A-S-T, D-U-N-T, L-I-E
Fast don't lie!
What?
Fast don't lie!
F-A-S-T, D-U-N-T, L-I-E
F-A-S-T, D-U-N-T, L-I-E

Get freaky, get, get freaky
Get freaky like my Lady Pyramid!
Get freaky, get, get freaky
Get freaky like my Lady Pyramid!
F-A-S-T, D-U-N-T, L-I-E
F-A-S-T, D-U-N-T, L-I-E

I'm Slim Chin and I'm out!