I ran
Down the ramp

I said there's no way
There's no way
I can make it down that ramp
Without falling on my ass
There's no way
There's no way
General, I may grab you so fast
I don't want that

And this was a steel ramp
Really, really steep
No handrail
It was like an ice-skating rink

I said there's no way
There's no way
I can make it down that ramp without falling on my ass

Inch by inch
I took these little steps
When I was ten feet short
I ran down the rest
I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
I looked very handsome
I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
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And I don't wanna get
Water on the tie
'Cause I've done it, it spills down
It doesn't look good for a long time

And I don't wanna test
More people now
So I said to my people
"Slow the testing down"

The ramp and the water
The water and the tests
How good was this speech?
This speech has been the best (the best)
It's true

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
I looked very handsome
I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
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I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
I looked very handsome
I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
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If I fall
If I fall
If I fall
The fall would be definitely bad
If I fall
If I fall
If I fall
The best fall anybody's ever had

There's no way, there's no way
I can make it down that ramp without falling on my ass
There's no way, there's no way
General, I may grab you so fast
(I don't want that)

Inch by inch
I took these little steps
When I was ten feet short
I ran down the rest
I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
I looked very handsome
I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
Trending number one

I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
I looked very handsome
I ran (I ran, I ran, I ran)
Down the ramp (down the ramp, down the ramp)
Trending number one