Out of order a sign should say
Nothin' workin' in the world today
See the caption on the headline news
Download-overload, worldwide blues
Now that my computer knows where I am
The super highway is a long-on jam
Got super geeks hackin' right into my home
Satellites trackin' me wherever I roam

The whole world's gone haywire
Trying to megabyte the apple while the sun still shines
A lot of money in haywire
It seems people make a living just crossing up lines
My line your line, barely a connection
I'm hanging on to nothing dot com
The whole world's gone haywire
And the wire is gettin' too long

Got a brother and his uncle watching everyone
Doing every and getting nothing done
How much attention do we have to pay
A fortune just to make it into Y2K
Now the mouse is runnin' through a brand new maze
The rats are gettin' bigger in this old rat race
It might sound funny if it weren't so true
But you won't be laughing when the rats start steppin' on you
The whole world's gone haywire
Trying to megabyte the apple while the sun still shines
A lot of money in haywire
It seems people make a living just crossing up lines
My line your line, barely a connection
I'm hanging on to nothing dot com
The whole world's gone haywire
And the wire is gettin' too long

Too long
Too long
Opened up the book gates
Shuttin' down the Bill Gates
Rollin' out the haywire
Rollin' out the haywire
We keep the rollin' out the haywire
Rollin' out the haywire
We keep the rollin' out the haywire
Rollin' out the hay rollin' out the haywire
Rollin' out the hay rollin' out the haywire
Rollin' out the haywire