Idina Menzel
The Juggernaut
QUEENIE
I don't know you, we've hardly spoken but
I was wondering -
Are you available?

While you're waiting for Kate to hurry back
I was hoping that Maybe we'd dance a while

BLACK
I'm available and I'd love to dance
Won't you offer your hand to me, Queenie?
Let's dance


KATE
Won't you tell me, Burrs
After seven years
Why we've never been into the sack before?

BURRS
Kate, don't bother me

KATE
I've just asking why:

BURRS
When we met you were less than a dirty whore
KATE
Yes, but that was before I got smart
Now my whoring has turned into art

BURRS
Maybe true, but I'll be the judge of that

KATE
Let's forget it and tear up the carpet mat

KATE
Do you think I could have this dance?
Queenie, darling, we've hardly talked
Black, why don't you go get a drink?
Wink, wink, I know what you're thinking

We girls need just a quiet pause
Burrs, I'll join you in just a mo'
Look, they're starting to juggernaut
Let's join in
Let's go go!

ALL
Will you do The Juggernaut?
Can you do The Juggernaut?
Put your foot in to the ring
And just start swinging
Man and woman Juggernaut
Everybody Juggernaut
Lend an arm and bend a knee
And jug with me

One foot
One hand
One step
One turn
One touch
One hip
That's all you have to do

One foot
One hand
One step
One turn
One touch
One hip
And you can do it, too

Oh, oh, oh, etc
One foot
One hand
One step
One turn
One touch
One hip
That's all you have to do
One foot
One hand
One step
One turn
One touch
One hip
And you can do it, too

Do the Juggernaut
Do the Juggernaut
Do The Juggernaut!