When I first saw you I saw something
I hadn't seen in a long long time
I saw a lady who looked like a woman
Who could drive me right out of my mind

But I also saw your diamond
And your golden wedding band
I know you're married but I've gotta ask you
How married are you Mary Ann

Are you so married that you can't see me
Looking at you with hungry eyes
Are you so married that you'd deny me
Just one night in paradise

I wanna hold you I wanna kiss you
I wanna love you all I can
I know you're married but I've gotta ask you
How married are you Mary Ann

How married are you Mary Ann
How much of a chance do I stand
On a scale of one to ten
How married are you Mary Ann

Surely surely you can see me
Trembling trembling to hold you tight
I'm not talking about forever
I'm just talking about tonight

I wanna touch you I wanna watch you
Slip that diamond off of your hand
I know you're married but I've gotta ask you
How married are you Mary Ann

How married are you Mary Ann
How much of a chance do I stand
On a scale of one to ten
How married are you Mary Ann

How married are you Mary Ann