[Verse 1]
I know what you do and it drives me insane
No matter what I do you never will change
You just keep denying this thing that you do
But someday, someway, I'll have proof that it's true

[Verse 2]
I know it's been going on now for quite a few years
And many's the time that it's nearly driven me to tears
I can't sleep at night but you don't seem to care
I'm growing old young, you've put grey in my hair

[Verse 3]
I've tried talking to you but you just turn away
You won't even listen to what I've got to say
I've known for a long time now that I had to find me a way
To catch you in action so I schemed night and day

[Verse 4]
I thought and I thought and I devised me a plan
I knew I had to confront you with the proof in my hand
So I took a recorder and I placed it under your bed
And then I placed the microphone right at your head

[Verse 5]
And then I recorded every sound that you made that night
Sit down 'cause I'm gonna play it for you as proof that I was right
When you hear this there'll never be any doubt anymore
When you hear this recording you'll have proof that you snore