Good evening dear how did things go did you have a good day today
I hope she doesn't notice that traces of Mary's lipstick that I just light away

Okay I guess but that dog's gotta go but he always gets in my way
And he almost bit Charlie when he caught him sneakin' in the backdoor today

That's the good dinner dear think I'll have a beer maybe it'll help me unwind
Really I'd like to sneak ou and meet Mary tonight but she like get suspicious this time

I'm so tired think I go to bed remember to turn out the lights
I really am tired but it's not from the work and I hope he's as tired as I am tonight

Well goodnight have a good sleep wake me on time won't you dear
I almost slipped up and called to Mary I hope that she didn't hear

Goodnight honey please don't worry I'll wake you in time for your bus
But I know about Mary and we're just one big happy family Charlie Mary and us

I know about Charlie (and I know about Mary)
We're just one big happy family Charlie Mary and us