Hi, honey
I'm workin' late again tonight
Yeah, I just called so you'd know
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Hello, baby
Can I buy you a drink
Am I married?
Ha, ha, heavens no
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I see the look in her eyes
And I know that she believes
Before the night is over
She'll give herself to me

I'll hold her close
And I'll kiss her lips
Tell her I love her so
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Hey, honey
I'm home
I had to work all night
With the job like mine
That's how it goes
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But, wait
She's not here
She's gone with all her things
She found she couldn't beat me
So she started her own game

I've checked the house
And I've called her friends
Where she's gone
Nobody knows
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