[APRIL]
I caught your eye from across the room
And it gave me an idea, or two
I slinked along; the piano played a song as I gave you the old “looky-loo”
You're the kind of guy who tends to catch my eye
In fact, you look familiar too
Think I compared, you’d make a stellar pet
Nice to meet you, have I slept with you?
See I have been around, my noodle ain’t so good
In '91 I, I huffed a lot of glue
But if you concede, that yes we did the deed
Well you can bet that I'm up for round two

[WILL]
We took a cab back to my bachelor pad
I had a feeling I would see this thing through
My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand
As he said, "Right this way, you two" ...but you said:

[APRIL]
Stanley Glover, you werе once my lover!
(It's April!) Yeah! I guеss I slept with you!
Because my name is April Rhodes!
I've kissed princes and toads!
And it's a good bet, I've slept with you!
You...
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