Good day, miss
Lookin' pretty
Lookin' lonely
Looks like you could use a child
Or two or three
For a very modest fee
If by any chance you're searchin' for an urchin
I got your merchandise right here
But I'll be clear
Tell you straight
They're not great
And they don't appreciate
They're possibly the worst brats in town

And me, I'm just a woman with needs of me own
Who'd like to do some misdeeds of me own, haha
With a certain someone
But though, I am a woman who's never enjoyed
That thing what as a mother gets you employed
Somehow I seem to havе become one

And I'm surroundеd by these lambs
Little tykes
Girls with dolls
Little boys with little balls
How I love these darling tots
Precious imps
Take a glimpse
Truth is I got lots and lots
Oh sure, this one here may have some lice
This one plays dice
This one eats mice
Caught him twice, thrice
Truth is they're not very nice
Not at all worth the price
So if you take my advice
You'll stay away from the worst brats in town