[Verse 1]
I got a little friend named Pisty, she's a dandy
She doesn't care for movies or for candy
She doesn't care for TV or for frogs
The reason that she doesn't, she's a dog

[Chorus]
You'd like Pisty, she's a friend of mine
Pisty is a good dog and she guards me all the time
She's about that tall and about that long
And she loves to hear me sing her in a song

[Verse 2]
Now, Pisty keeps the bad guys on the run
She guards me from the milkman when he comes
She guards me from the mailman when he rings
And she doesn't like the man who fixes things

[Chorus]
You'd like Pisty, she's a friend of mine
Pisty is a good dog and she guards me all the time
She's about that tall and about that long
And she loves to hear me sing her in a song

[Verse 3]
Now, your dog can have a song about it, too
And I bet its name would fit right in this tune
So I'll leave my dog out next time we start
And you can put your dog right in that part
[Chorus]
You'd like ____, she's a friend of mine
____ is a good dog and she guards me all the time
She's about that tall and about that long
And she loves to hear me sing her in a song