Up against the wall and spread 'em, baby
It's time to pull over and pull 'em all down

Ooh, the lady in red, well, she's driving me mad
Her very first offense was just lookin' at me
But that second glance was a felony
Ooh, the lady's so fine, but I think it's a crime
She's just too much for a man like me
They'd better lock her away and throw out the key

(There oughta be a law)
Against a girl like you
(Oughta be a law)
Against the things you do
(Oughta be a law)
For breakin' hearts in two
(There oughta be a law)
Against a girl like you
Against a girl like you, baby

Ooh, the lady is cruel and she's breakin' the rules
If only looks could kill, she'd be killing me
Guilty, murder one in the first degree
Ooh, the lady's unkind, she's got me doin' time
She's just too much for a man like me
They'd better lock her away and throw out the key
(There oughta be a law)
Against a girl like you
(Oughta be a law)
Against the things you do
(Oughta be a law)
For breakin' hearts in two
(There oughta be a law)
Against a girl like you
Against a girl like you, baby

You know, I'm gonna take you downtown
Strip you down and throw into the slammer, baby
I'm gonna throw the book at you, girl
Stick 'em up

(There oughta be a law)
Against a girl like you
(Oughta be a law)
Against the things you do
(Oughta be a law)
For breakin' hearts in two
(There oughta be a law)
Yeah, yeah

(There oughta be a law)
Against a girl like you
(Oughta be a law)
Against the things you do
(Oughta be a law)
For breakin' hearts in two
(There oughta be a law)
Oh, yeah
(There oughta be a law)
Against a girl like you
(Oughta be a law)
Against the things you do
(Oughta be a law)
You broke my heart in two
(There oughta be a law)
(There oughta be a law)
(Oughta be a law)
(There oughta be a law)