She's a three handed woman, a three handed woman
She's right-handed, and left-handed, and under-handed too
She's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do
She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you

With her left hand she'll caress you while her right hand
Straightens your tie
Then she'll pick up the telephone call up another guy
You could take her here and take her there, but you'll find before
You are through
You think you've been takin' her, but she's been takin' you

'Cause she's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do
She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you

Every time you take her dancin', while her arms hold you tight
'Cross your shoulder she's makin' eyes at ev'ry man in sight
When she says goodnight, she tells you you're the one she's crazy
About
But you can bet that someone else walks in when you walk out

'Cause she's a three handed woman and she knows just what to do
She's a three handed woman and she ain't no good for you