Mike Epps
The Breakup (Skit)
[Mike Epps]
Hey, hey, hey come on in
[Malieka]
Hey Baby
[Mike Epps]
Hey, what's goin on
[Malieka]
Ok. How you doin, just been out running around, and what you up to?
[Mike Epps]
Yeah I'm doin good. Gon sit down. Let me take ya coat
[Malieka]
Ok
[Mike Epps]
You know they make this lil jacket in leather dont you?
Malieka]
Oh they do? So you gon get it for me?
[Mike Epps]
Yeah, let me gon and hang it up for you, gon and sit down
[Malieka]
How you doin?
[Mike Epps]
I'm doin good, I'm doin good...I'm doin so good DAT BITCH I FOLLOWED YOU TODAY!!!
[Malieka]
What n***a? Is you crazy? What you mean you followed me?!
[Mike Epps]
Yeah, nah dont gon stutterin now de-de-de-de-de yo ass, gon and sit down
[Malieka]
What is wrong which you?
[Mike Epps]
Yeah I followed you today...
[Malieka]
You ain't follow nobody
[Mike Epps]
You had just came out the chicken place, you gat you a 6-piece wing wit a greenbean and yam, bitch I seen what you had ordered
[Malieka]
N***a you ain't see shit
[Mike Epps]
You had dat ol monkey ass n***a wit you
[Malieka]
You the only monkey ass n***a I know!
[Mike Epps]
This n***a had baby powder on his chest wit a whole bunch of lil kinked up necklaces and shit wit"I love you mom and dad" and fake uzis and shit connected to the chain
[Malieka]
You talkin bout yoself ol extra regular ass n***a
[Mike Epps]
Now see my first reaction was to run up on you and just grab the back of yo pants and give you a wedgie
[Malieka]
Oh but you know, you know better though
[Mike Epps]
Just put the thong all up in ya ass
[Malieka]
Don't touch nobody...Dont touch me
[Mike Epps]
But I said naw, bitch i said naw
[Malieka]
Dont wanna be dealin wit yo ass, you need to stop talkin to me crazy faggot!
[Mike Epps]
And then had the nerve, you had the nerve to go get yo hair cut down low like a n***a...Bitch yo head look like a dirty tennis ball now!!!
[Malieka]
Do you talk to yo momma like this dats why dont like yo ass either!
[Mike Epps]
You the only bitch I know right now to this day dat take a pair of dirty pantsout tha clothes hamper and iron 'em till they look like blue leatherpants, n***a just iron chicken stains and jelly stains all in the ass of da pants...
[Malieka]
You wanna talk about somebody jeans but n***a you can't spray cologneover dirty ass clothes, ok you betta watch yo back n***a I'mma have you touched!
[Mike Epps]
Bitch how you gon have me killed with $439 a month?!
[Malieka]
Somebody need to have you killed ol sorry ass
[Mike Epps]
Bitch if you have me killed you gettin kicked out the house, period!
[Malieka]
N***a shut up you stink, ok, always talkin shit, make me sick which ya broke ass. You ain't got shit, you ain't shit, ya feet stank n***a ya nasty.Ya dirty, ya look bad, ya talk stupid, ya dumb...Say this shit to T.I