Mike Epps
The Breakup (Skit)
[Mike Epps]
Hey, hey, hey come on in

[Malieka]
Hey Baby

[Mike Epps]
Hey, what's goin on

[Malieka]
Ok. How you doin, just been out running around, and what you up to?

[Mike Epps]
Yeah I'm doin good. Gon sit down. Let me take ya coat

[Malieka]
Ok

[Mike Epps]
You know they make this lil jacket in leather dont you?

Malieka]
Oh they do? So you gon get it for me?

[Mike Epps]
Yeah, let me gon and hang it up for you, gon and sit down

[Malieka]
How you doin?

[Mike Epps]
I'm doin good, I'm doin good...I'm doin so good DAT B*T*H I FOLLOWED YOU TODAY!!!

[Malieka]
What n***a? Is you crazy? What you mean you followed me?!

[Mike Epps]
Yeah, nah dont gon stutterin now de-de-de-de-de yo a**, gon and sit down
[Malieka]
What is wrong which you?

[Mike Epps]
Yeah I followed you today...

[Malieka]
You ain't follow nobody

[Mike Epps]
You had just came out the chicken place, you gat you a 6-piece wing wit a greenbean and yam, b*t*h I seen what you had ordered

[Malieka]
N***a you ain't see sh*t

[Mike Epps]
You had dat ol monkey a** n***a wit you

[Malieka]
You the only monkey a** n***a I know!

[Mike Epps]
This n***a had baby powder on his chest wit a whole bunch of lil kinked up necklaces and sh*t wit"I love you mom and dad" and fake uzis and sh*t connected to the chain

[Malieka]
You talkin bout yoself ol extra regular a** n***a
[Mike Epps]
Now see my first reaction was to run up on you and just grab the back of yo pants and give you a wedgie

[Malieka]
Oh but you know, you know better though

[Mike Epps]
Just put the thong all up in ya a**

[Malieka]
Don't touch nobody...Dont touch me

[Mike Epps]
But I said naw, b*t*h i said naw

[Malieka]
Dont wanna be dealin wit yo a**, you need to stop talkin to me crazy faggot!

[Mike Epps]
And then had the nerve, you had the nerve to go get yo hair cut down low like a n***a...B*t*h yo head look like a dirty tennis ball now!!!

[Malieka]
Do you talk to yo momma like this dats why dont like yo a** either!

[Mike Epps]
You the only b*t*h I know right now to this day dat take a pair of dirty pantsout tha clothes hamper and iron 'em till they look like blue leatherpants, n***a just iron chicken stains and jelly stains all in the a** of da pants...

[Malieka]
You wanna talk about somebody jeans but n***a you can't spray cologneover dirty a** clothes, ok you betta watch yo back n***a I'mma have you touched!

[Mike Epps]
B*t*h how you gon have me killed with $439 a month?!

[Malieka]
Somebody need to have you killed ol sorry a**

[Mike Epps]
B*t*h if you have me killed you gettin kicked out the house, period!

[Malieka]
N***a shut up you stink, ok, always talkin sh*t, make me sick which ya broke a**. You ain't got sh*t, you ain't sh*t, ya feet stank n***a ya nasty.Ya dirty, ya look bad, ya talk stupid, ya dumb...Say this sh*t to T.I