I Hope

Aw yeah

You know I've never had to make a diss track before

But I saw Chance the Rapper do somethin' like this

So I thought I'd give it a shot



I hope it rains on every one of your vacations

I hope the heating air breaks at the house where your stayin'

I hope your marshmallows never come out right

When your chillin' making smores with your friends on a Friday night



I hope you start losing your hair from the back up

I hope your face breaks out and you can't fix it with makeup

I hope you get a flat tire in a blizzard

And realize you don't have a spare

And get bit by a lizard



I hope you get audited by the IRS

And they dig through all your records

And leave you in a mess

I hope you accidentally sneeze on your all white tee

I hope whenever you go shopping

You get nothing free



I hope you puke on live TV

I hope someone steals your wallet and goes on a shopping spree

I hope you never see a rainbow after it rains

I hope the fanciest car you own is a beat up Benz



I hope you crack every single phone that you buy

I hope you get a brand new laptop and the spacebar dies

I hope you spill every coffee you drink

And no matter how you bathe or shower

You still manage to stink



I hope all your flights get delayed

I hope you only get middle seats between crying babies

I hope your microwave breaks when you need it the most

I hope all your food expires and you have to eat toast



I hope in every competition you get runner up

I hope you get a hair cut that's just jacked up

I hope you get a pet and then it just poops in your bed

I hope you don't realize it until it's all over your head



I hope you run out of shampoo and conditioner

And realize you have to wash your hair with hand sanitizer

I hope every pen you touch just runs out of ink

I hope you buy new pants wash 'em and they shrink



I hope you use a public bathroom when you have diarrhea

And realize after your through that there's no toilet paper

I hope at every drive-thru they just mess up your order

And when you go back say 'Sorry' and ruin it again after



I hope you get carpet burn and it doesn't heal

I hope you get sunburn and your skin peels

I hope you get a new shirt and the buttons fall off

I hope you get sick, heal, but never lose that cough

*cough*



I hope you get a cute dog and it runs away

I hope you get pinkeye on your wedding day

I hope- woah that was- that was kinda mean

I don't know why I just said that

This is like a fake diss track too



I- Like how bad would that be though

The most important day of your life

Like - pictures and everything you get pinkeye

*sigh*



I'm just kidding

I really hope you have the best life ever