[Intro]
Well, look, see, there's an abominable snowman in the supermarket
And apparently the housewives have never seen anything like that before
Hear the housewives complaing to the manager
"Get that snow-thing out of this store"

[Verse 1]
Abominable snowman in the market
That's right, you heard me right, gang
And the housewives, they all remark
"It looks like a dirty marshmallow with fangs"

[Verse 2]
Well, there's an abominable snowman in the market
Now he's down by the peas and carrots
Abominable snowman in the market
And they cannot chase him away

[Chorus]
What you sayin'?
Abominable snowman in the market
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Abominable snowman in the market, oh my
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Verse 3]
See, there's an abominable snowman in the market
And the situation is grave
Well, the housewives hurt and confuse him
And I can't stand to see him treated this way
[Verse 4]
Well, there's an abominable snowman in the market
And I think he's a real nice guy
I like the snowman, I want to help him out
I don't want to see him hurt this way

[Chorus]
Well, abominable snowman in the market, alright
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Well, there's an abominable snowman in the market
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Bridge]
Look, we have to talk to this abominable snowman, man
And we have to say something that he can understand

[Verse 5]
That's right, there's an abominable snowman in the market
And he's doin' better every day
I know it's helped him to have a more tolerant feeling
And I like to see him treated this way

[Verse 6]
Well, there's an abominable snowman in the market
And he's down by the peas and carrots
Abominable snowman in the market
And that is what I now say
[Chorus]
I'm talkin' about abominable snowman in the market, all right
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Abominable snowman in the market
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Me and Dave

[Verse 7]
There's an abominable snowman in the market
Down by the peas and carrots
Abominable snowman in the market
He just arrived by plane yesterday

[Verse 8]
Well, there's an abominable snowman in the market
And the housewives never seen something like that before
Housewives treat him like a stranger
They want him away from the supermarket door

[Chorus]
Abominable snowman in the market, alright
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, rock it home
Abominable snowman in the market, get it